LOL!!! I came across this post when someone posted the link on Facebook and I KNEW I just had to share it here. It's too funny - plus as a woman with natural hair, it's also soooooooooooooooo true! lolll. I asked permission from 'Naijahusband' and so I'm posting here for you to cackle as much as I did.
Enjoy!
When you’re married to a woman with natural hair… or a woman who wears her own hair…or a woman with any hair at all to be honest, you have to grow accustomed to certain things.
Let me try to list a few.
1) Watching her Bathroom Turn into a Mad Scientist’s Laboratory
I remember the first day I walked up to her bathroom door, curious to hear what was keeping her so long. Smoke was coming out of the bottom of the door, and I think I heard some screams.
Moving closer, I could hear voices inside the bathroom (which I later realized were the faint sounds of a youtube video) giving her the following instructions:
- Add 1/2 cup of castor oil
- Add 1 tsp of lavender oil
- Add 10 drops of peppermint oil
I thought she was making a secret batch of candy until I heard the next few steps
- Add 10 bat’s eyes
- Add 1 goat’s head
- Add the white feathers of a dove
WHAT was she making?! Herbal medicine? A witches potion?
Nope.
I may be exaggerating about the ingredients, but it turned out she was making yet another “team natural” concoction. Week after week I noticed she’d go through the same process until one day she came running out of the bathroom screaming:
“AT LAST! AT LAST! I”VE DONE IT! THEY SAID IT COULDN”T BE DONE! BUT I PROVED THEM WRONG! THEY WERE FOOLS TO DOUBT ME! I FINALLY MASTERED THE “SHEA BUTTER COCONUT MILK CHERRY BLOSSOM TREATMENT!” HAHAHAHA!